Well, I'll tell you! The name of the game it would seem is chest hair! Who knew the next big thing would be something simple genetics gave you. But the focus here is the chest, vest!

Weather conditions: 15°C; partly cloudy, scattered showers.

1. Side burns - The fine makings of some good ol' fashion mutton chops!
2. Chest hair - Again, simple genetics.
3. Black "tank top" - Adam actually pointed out to me that what he is wearing inside the vest is, in fact, a black unitard and not a tank top. Unitard.
4. Black and white vest - I'm sure this pattern has a name I just don't know it. (UPDATE: I was told it's "Houndtooth")
5. Low-rise jeans and belt - Alright, I'll admit, I'm a little jealous that he can pull this off.
6. Charcoal blue skinny jeans - See #4 (pst... did I mention he's wearing a unitard under that?)
7. Black boots - I didn't mention yesterday that these black boots seem to have a metallic sheen to them. If they came in a stiletto, I'd be all over that.

_Unitard.